Look, I don’t want to overstep my bounds but…

bronxcheer:

How in the hell is Tagg Romney on “Dancing With The Stars” and I’m not? I’m at least as famous as that meatbag. Hell, up until a month ago I had more followers on twitter than Kato Kaelin, and his follower count only increased after I gave him the infamous “Sowley Bump.”

ABC, I AM WAITING.

Oh man, what I wouldn’t do to get this guy on Dancing with the Stars. His boss could be a judge too.