“Hello, I’m XXX XXXXX and I’m looking to reach Steve Albini.”
“Okay, well he’s in session right now; how can I help you?”
“Well I represent Nick Hogan and the R&B Star Ray-J and we’re starting a new online social networking venture. We’d really like to get Mr. Albini involved.”
“I can guarantee…
I cannot wait to follow Mr. Albini on this new social network. I’m proactively deleting my Facebook account just to free up the extra time.