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“Hello, I’m XXX XXXXX and I’m looking to reach Steve Albini.”

“Okay, well he’s in session right now; how can I help you?”

“Well I represent Nick Hogan and the R&B Star Ray-J and we’re starting a new online social networking venture. We’d really like to get Mr. Albini involved.”

“I can guarantee…

I cannot wait to follow Mr. Albini on this new social network. I’m proactively deleting my Facebook account just to free up the extra time.