“Our TVs weren’t working so he couldn’t watch anything. This really pissed Ron off. He even said that airline service makes him ‘sick to his stomach.’ Anyway, because we didn’t have TV, they gave us free drinks. Once we started drinking, he asked if I had any interest in joining the Mile High Club. I declined, courteously. Like a true gentleman, he let me know that the offer would always be on the table. After I finished my drink, he asked if I’d consider giving him a lap dance. Again, I declined, but appreciated his ability to really put himself out there.”
—My friend Karen, light of my life
Love this.
