My wife just questioned my ability to make homemade pizza.
Start deciding which one of us you want to remain friends with after we split up.
If my great grandmother were still alive she’d be muttering under her breath in Italian right now.
*Divorce Calendars are a thing, right?
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The Plaintiff responds: Not once, in our five years together, has Will mentioned making homemade pizza. Not once, in our...
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A chronicle of things that sounded good at the time and a few things that turned out better than I expected.
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